so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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