you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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