I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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