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(914): View more from New York

i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick

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(651): View more from Minnesota

accomplished twins. life is a go

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(212): View more from New York

lets start a swedish sibling band together

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off

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(979): View more from Texas

I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.

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(406): View more from Montana

And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.

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(585): View more from New York

Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.

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