I think my fart just growled at me.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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