I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize