sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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