Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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