Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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