I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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