I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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