Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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