some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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