You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
