Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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