now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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