I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
