You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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