what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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