Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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