You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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