i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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