I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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