I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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