check it out our google latitudes are spooning
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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