Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
