i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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