Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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