On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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