I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
