She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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