you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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