if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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