Whod you bang
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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