so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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