Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize