She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Enjoy the penises
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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