her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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