id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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