yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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