Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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