I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
