god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He felt like a one man threesome
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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