Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Screwed.edu
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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