so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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