Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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