I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm gonna have a badass scar
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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