how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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