BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I need a beard to bite.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream