Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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