Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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